: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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