Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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