Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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