Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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