I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We need to rekindle our bromance
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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