I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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