Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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