carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
