i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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