I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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