I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
