I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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