im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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