dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
There's always time for handjobs
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
