why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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