It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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