no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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