im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The adults are the big ones right?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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