I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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