It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just had sex on a roof
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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