I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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