Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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