4 words: hood of his car
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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