Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she peed on how many people?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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