That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Acid is not a monday night drug
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think my moral compass just broke
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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