Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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