There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Oh god it's open bar.
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