4 words: hood of his car
No stitches, just platelets and will power
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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