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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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