Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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