No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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