well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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