you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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