Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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