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I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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