your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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