We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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