i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
i think i just lost a toe
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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