I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
not ubering you a puppy
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
