i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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