What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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