btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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