sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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