just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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