READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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