I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i now understand why vodka
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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