we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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