Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
