ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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