Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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